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We aim to open our 10bbl brewhouse to the public Monday November 10th. Our ribbon cutting with the Chamber of Commerce is scheduled for Friday November 14th. Our "OFFICIAL" Grand Opening Party is set for Saturday December 13th! Our Brewery is located at 1025 Delaware Ave. in Longmont, Colorado. It has a nice outdoor beer garden with a mountain view! We look forward to pouring you and your friends The Purest Form of Outlandish Character! Stay up to date with our progress and future events by subscribing to our monthly newsletter. PROST!

Großen Bart Brewery is a joint partnership between Shad Chancey and Taylor Wise established in July of 2012. We are currently a licensed brewery within the great state of Colorado!

With determination and perseverance, we aim to provide “YOU” the public with a unique variety of creative craft beers you can really sink your beard into!

The Concept?

The concept is quite simple... make delicious tasting beers! The purest form of outlandish character. If there's one thing we know, it's good beer. We each have our own distinct opinions as to what we like. Ranging from insanely hoppy IPA's, rich creamy stouts, smokey porters, tangy sours, and pungent Belgian dubbels. Having a wide range of varying opinions is what makes this brewery diverse. You the consumer are guaranteed to find that perfect ale that suits your palette at Großen Bart Brewery!


Each of our beers are associated with a different style of facial hair. Hold the glass up to your face to see how you would look sporting all the unique facial hair styles! You can expect to see everything from our Balbo Beliner Weiss, Anchor Amber, Imperial Whiskey Stout, Chin Curtain IPA, Soul Patch Porter, Friendly Mutton Chop Marzen, Dali Dunkelwizen, Chevron Dry Irish Stout, Horseshoe Hefeweizen, Five 0'Clock Kolsch, Regent Whiskey Brown, Garibaldi Black IPA, Fu Manchu Cider, Chevron Coffee Cream Stout, and Strip-Teaser Pale Ale!

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The Freestyle full beard is unquestionably a top favorite category in facial hair competitions, where almost anything goes! Just get Creative! This Freestyle German Vanilla Nut Altbier is an infusion between the classic American Nut Brown Ale, and the German Altbier. (German for 'old beer') Set your imagination free as you enjoy the nutty vanilla richness of this zainy copper colored ale! Ahoy there, matey! Cleverly combining the goatee, chinstrap and handlebar mustache to brilliantly resemble an anchor, the ‘Anchor Beard’ was made to hold you down to the barstool while you enjoy this delicious foamy one-eyed amber ale! ARRRHGGG! This Small and bushy lip charm is complete with the tips twisted and arched upwards. This delightful man stash pairs perfectly with this bold yet distinguished whiskey stout. After one sip, you will find that your lips have followed the elegant Imperial moustache into an upward arch, forming a content and satisfied smile.

The Chin Curtain is a bit simpler than both the Amish and the Strap, but for different reasons. It entails less upkeep than the Strap, which is easily overgrown. Sported best by our main man Abraham, It doesn’t take quite as long to fill in as the Amish. This IPA on the other hand is as FULL as it gets. Very hoppy, yet smooth as silk. This makes us all very hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. You may just feel inclined to mow your teeth afterwards! The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self respecting stylish male has one. For those that don’t, this amazing toasted coconut porter will pack the punch your sad excuse of a man can’t. This brilliant face-scape is achieved by letting your sideburns grow down to the corners of your mouth while also letting your mustache grow, eventually allowing the two to connect in harmony. Perfecting this look can be tricky. As you tip back this bold and malty Octoberfest/Marzen we can guarantee you’ll have the perfect set of friendly mutton chops whether you wanted them or not!

Salvador Dali was a Spanish painter known for the striking and bizarre images in his surrealist work. His iconic mustache is of slender shape with long tips, straight and arching upwards. This one of a kind style encompompasses the essence of this splendid malty Holiday DunkelWeizen. This thick and wide mustache, is usually worn long to cover the upper lip. The classic "man's man" style. This marvellous manscape was the staple of the 80’s. It pairs perfectly with this no nonsense dry Irish Stout. This rich and roasty Stout finishes dry and is designed to be enjoyed year round. The true session beer of Stouts. The horseshoe mustache was said to become popular among the rugid cowboys working in the American West. When fully grown out, it looks like a horseshoe hanging upside down. This rugid American Hefe will also have you head over heels with it’s pungent wheaty richness, and velvety smooth charm.

The five o'clock shadow refers to beard stubble that is visible late in the day, usually around 5 o'clock, on men who have shaved their faces that morning. This magical moment occurs roughly around the same time you’ll find yourself posting up to our bar and enjoying this smooth & delectable frothy ginger Kölsch. Bye bye baby butt face. The regent moustache is elegant in style extending the width of the top lip and comprising two splayed wings with slightly curved tips. This marvelous man stash pairs perfectly with this bold distinguished whiskey brown. Aged in Woodford Reserve soaked Hungarian oak chips, this buxom brown is guaranteed to tickle your fanciest fancy. The Garibaldi beard is broad, full and round. It’s longer than the Verdi but shorter than most beards in the natural category. This beard is a pefect match for our bold and full black IPA. The bodacious bittering hops packs such a mean punch, that it can be felt through a beard of even this insane magnitude! Bottoms up!

A Fu Manchu moustache is a thin straight moustache that grows downward past the lips and on either side of the chin. There is often a wide gap on the upper lip and the pointed ends of the moustache hang past the jaw line. Indulge in this magnificantly malty stout. It's robust and roasty character brings out your inner Kung Fu Master! HII_YAAAAHHH!!! This thick and wide mustache, is usually worn long to cover the upper lip. The classic "man's man" style. This marvellous manscape was the staple of the 80’s. It pairs brilliantly with this creamy coffee milk Stout. Enjoy the smoothness as it slides down your pie hole. Throw it over a scoop of ice cream for the ultimate decedent delight! The prestigious strip-teaser moustache is a narrow style of stash worn halfway between the upper lip and the nose with upturned ends. Strip-Teaser Pale Ale is an extra pale ale with a crisp and hoppy finish. This beer is intended for those who find IPA’s a bit over the top in the hop. Hey.. If the chin curtain isn’t your style, then this strip-teaser lip jewel is the perfect fit for your finicky face pallet.

No facial hair? No worries! Our one of a kind hand-crafted beers are guaranteed to slap the beerd into you!