Welcome to Großen Bart Brewery!

Großen Bart Brewery is a joint partnership between Shad Chancey and Taylor Wise established in July of 2012. Our Brewery is located at 1025 Delaware Ave. in Longmont, Colorado. It has a nice outdoor beer garden with a mountain view! We look forward to pouring you and your friends The Purest Form of Outlandish Character! Stay up to date with our progress and future events by subscribing to our monthly newsletter. PROST!


With determination and perseverance, we aim to provide “YOU” the public with a unique variety of creative craft beers you can really sink your beard into!

The Concept?

The concept is quite simple... make delicious tasting beers! The purest form of outlandish character. If there's one thing we know, it's good beer. We each have our own distinct opinions as to what we like. Ranging from insanely hoppy IPA's, rich creamy stouts, smokey porters, tangy sours, and pungent Belgian dubbels. Having a wide range of varying opinions is what makes this brewery diverse. You the consumer are guaranteed to find that perfect ale that suits your palette at Großen Bart Brewery!

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For our Gluten sensitive friends, we are now using Clarity Ferm in our beers! The gluten protein present in beer is very proline-rich. Because this enzyme is a proline-specific protease, it chops up the gluten proteins so that people with sensitivities to gluten do not react adversely. MORE INFO

Each of our beers are associated with a different style of facial hair. Hold the can shaped glass up to your face to see how you would look sporting all the unique facial hair styles!


ANKER BEARD AMBER
5.4%abv - 35 IBUs

DUCKTAIL ENGLISH ALE
5.3%abv
- 25 IBUs

REGENT BROWN ALE
5.3%abv - 26 IBUs

Ahoy there, matey! Cleverly combining the goatee, chinstrap and handlebar mustache to brilliantly resemble an anchor, the ‘Anchor Beard’ was made to hold you down to the barstool while you enjoy this delicious foamy one-eyed amber ale! ARRRHGGG!

The Ducktail beard style was popularized by sci-fi movie characters. It’s basically a longer full beard that forms a point near the chin. This malty English style ale is full bodied and smoothly balanced. Sip on this beer with a tilted head, and a wise smirk as you enjoy reading your favorite Sherlock Holmes adventure.

The regent moustache is elegant in style extending the width of the top lip and comprising two splayed wings with slightly curved tips. This marvelous man stash pairs perfectly with this bold distinguished whiskey brown. Aged in Woodford Reserve soaked Hungarian oak chips, this buxom brown is guaranteed to tickle your fanciest fancy.



FULL BEARD IPA
10.7%abv
- A LOT IBUs

CHIN CURTAIN IPA
7.7%abv - 109 IBUs

ZAPPA IPA
7.31%abv - 75 IBUs

The Full Beard is the classic beard that encompasses the entire man face. Just let it grow. The Full beard is our primal inner caveman release. This primal IPA is amazingly bold and dangerously smooth. The floral and citrus notes rush through your senses like an oncoming tide of hoppy LOVE. The high alcohol content is to be respected like the full beard that covers the face of the caveman.

The Chin Curtain is a bit simpler than both the Amish and the Strap, but for different reasons. It entails less upkeep than the Strap, which is easily overgrown. Sported best by our main man Abraham, It doesn’t take quite as long to fill in as the Amish. This IPA on the other hand is as FULL as it gets. Very hoppy, yet smooth as silk. This makes us all very hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. You may just feel inclined to mow your teeth afterwards!

The Frank Zappa mustache is arguably one of the most magnificant styles of facial hair ever created. It’s a designer stash just like this IPA. Brewed with Simcoe©, Amarillo©, and Jarrylo© hops, this tropical citrus mouth blast will have you humming “Cosmick Debris.” Just “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow.”

STRIP-TEASER PALE ALE
6.1%abv - 50 IBUs

FRIDA SMaSH LAGER
5.07%abv - 50 IBUs

WINNFIELD WINTER WHEAT
5.5%abv - 50 IBUs

The prestigious strip-teaser moustache is a narrow style of stash worn halfway between the upper lip and the nose with upturned ends. Strip-Teaser Pale Ale is an extra pale ale with a crisp and hoppy finish. This beer is intended for those who find IPA’s a bit over the top in the hop. Hey.. If the chin curtain isn’t your style, then this strip-teaser lip jewel is the perfect fit for your finicky face pallet. Best known for her moustache and monobrow, Frida Kahlo rejected conventional standards of beauty. She not only refused to pluck them, but even pencilled them darker. SMaSH stands for “Single Malt and Single Hops”. Simply choose a base malt and then one hop. This smooth and balanced lager is like a tropical paradise doing the tango in your mouth! The Winnfield is simply a combination of mutton chops and the Fu Manchu. This Winter Wheat is a single hopped Wheat Beer full of body, floral and earthy notes to warm your soul in the relentless clutch of Winters bitter cold.

VERDI VIENNA LAGER
5.31%abv
- 26 IBUs

WALRUS OATMEAL STOUT
5.5%abv
- 30 IBUs

SOUL PATCH PORTER
5.8%abv
- 28 IBUs

The Verdi Beard is a Full beard, short and rounded at bottom. The moustache is separate from the beard. This Verdi Vienna Lager uses subtle hops, with a crisp residual sweetness. Release these magical golden suds down your throat hole and smile big. The Walrus moustache has whiskers that are thick, bushy, and droop over the mouth. The style resembles the whiskers of a walrus, and this thick Oatmeal Stout does the same. Full of body and character, you can rest assure this creamy oatmeal stout will have you growing tusks in no time!
The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one. For those that don’t, this robust chocolatety porter will pack the punch your sad excuse of a man can’t.


SOUL PATCH SMOKED MORITA CHILI PORTER
5.8%abv
- 28 IBUs

BABY BUTT GINGER ALE
NON-ALCOHOLIC

The facial sea urchin. The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one. For those that don’t, this smokey chili filled chocolate porter will pack the punch your sad excuse of a man can’t.
Deliciously smooth ginger ale to match the soft shaven baby butt face. Made with organic Ginger root, local honey, cane sugar, and free range organic H2O.  


No facial hair? No worries! Our one of a kind hand-crafted beers are guaranteed to slap the beerd into you!